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Joke of the day

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

"Yes."
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

scienceandfandoms:

scienceandfandoms:

scienceandfandoms:

I’m sitting next to this British guy and American girl. They’re talking about Skyrim and Final Fantasy and other geeky stuff and

I ship them. I ship them SO HARD.

Update: they are hitting it off. The guy is apparently a big fan of film and television. The girl is, too.

They left the train. May the gods watch over this ship.

burningupasun:

Bad Wolf  | Requested by thebrilliantbaddestwolf

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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Sound a bit familiar?

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby I will feed you bird if it’s the last thing I do

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

collectiveassbutts:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

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*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

american contract law, baby

collectiveassbutts:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

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*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

american contract law, baby